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 New Items:

 

“Why Geography lessons are important…”
(2 MB Windows Media Player Video)

 

“At least his heads won’t hurt…”
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“The need for good medical insurance”
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“A Method for Enforcing Parental Guidance for TV Programmes?”
(800 KB Windows Media Player Video)

 

“…Just love the Mouse analogy…”
(1 MB Windows Media Player Video)

 

United Nations Approved Global Logo for Marriage
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Another good reason for being a good sportsman
(841 KB Windows Media Player Video)

 

Foxhat - the latest fashion item
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Why Men shouldn't babysit
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Ouch?
For all you sportsmen out there
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The Power of Paternal Influence
(3 MB file - will start to play as it continues to download)

 

Aquarium
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Curiosity Kills ...
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Privatised Fire Department
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Yes
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Boys Toys
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Don’t work too hard – a moral ...
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Bad Parenting
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Ad Beetle
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Bentley
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“I feel that I MUST share with you and all Dads probably one of the finest pieces of literary work in modern times: A real memo from HM Ambassador April 1943. Enjoy his mastery of prose.”
Peter Pater (Principal and English Master)

A Memo from HM Ambassador ... April 1943
(90 KB Word Document)

 

Handrolled
(2 MB video file)

 

Think Twice
(2 MB video file)

 

Why it’s sometimes best to take advice ...
(2 MB Windows Media Player Video)

 

Power League Hamster
(1 MB video file)

 

Blaupunkt Pimp my Rid 422
(2 MB video file)

 

Best Goal Ever
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Midnight Dip
(641 KB Windows Media Player Video)

 

Dirty Harry’s Grandma?
(2 MB Windows Media Player Video)

 

The Missing Link
(397 KB Windows Media Player Video)

 

Bounce
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Fancy an Ice Cream?
(1 MB Video)

 

News Report from Iraq
(1 MB Windows Media Player Video)

 

Men CAN multi task
(798 KB Video)

 

NEVER trust a woman
(1 MB Video)

 

It's a Fair Cop
(1 MB Video)

 

Good Sportsmen
(1 MB Windows Media Player Video)

 

Keep your eyes on the road
(1 MB Windows Media Player Video)

 

Romantic Bath
(2 MB Video)

 

Life's NOT always so bad
(801 KB Video)

 

  No Go Area!

ODE TO A GARDEN SHED
With apologies to Robbie Burns –
who would have enjoyed the sentiment)

 

Here’s tae ye, wee auld wooden shed,
Mae garden haeme an’ sanctr’ry,
In ye I hide an’ shaeke mae hed,
At women’s ways an’ fancies.

 

Ah’m safe inside yer rick’ty walls
From skirts – most always sassy,
Men Only ‘llowed – Flat chest, 2 Balls,
Which rules out any lassie…(well almost)

 

Aye – safe awa from waspish tongues
Where ma candle dimly flickers
Ah’ll dream of beer, n’ cars, n’ guns
And anything in knickers.

 

So here’s tae ye, mae faithful shed
Foe ev’ry day that passes,
A toast for all the hours spent
In you - and all those lassies.

 

 

Dad’s Sense of Humour
(1 MB Video)

 

Just Monkeying Around
(1 MB Windows Media Player Video)

 

I'd prefer a Panda
(1 MB Windows Media Player Video)

 

Romantic Foreplay
(1 MB Windows Media Player Video)

 

Manic Mother
(2 MB Video)

 

Learning the Piano
(2 MB Windows Media Player Video)

 

Shopping with Dad
(1 MB Video)

 

Tell your Friend?
(1 MB Windows Media Player Video)

 

Dream Job
(1 MB Video)

 

Get yourself a mistress NOW
(2 MB Windows Media Player Video)

 

Royal Marine Beach Landing
(2 MB Windows Media Player Video)

 

Decisions
(28 KB Image)

 

Show me who's the Boss
(72 KB Image)

 

Avoid Police Beating
(2 MB Windows Media Player Video)

 

Fast Food Delivery
(620 KB Windows Media Player Video)

 

And just for fun:

 

Day-O   (151 KB Music Clip)
An Amusing Radio Clip   (1 MB Clip)
Tractor Advert – How NOT to do it ...  (1 MB Clip)

 

Birth Control Video
(2 MB Windows Media Player Video)

 

Why Stairlifts need Governors
(187 KB Animated Image)

 

Don't forget your coffee!
(1 MB Windows Media Player Video)

 

State-of-the-Art Watch
(657 KB Program)

 

Concentration test for men - she has the most lovely smile ...
(238 KB Power Point Presentation)

 

Something for the wife to read
(517 KB Power Point Presentation)

 

   


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