Dad's Shed

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“Why Geography lessons are important…”
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“At least his heads won’t hurt…”
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“The need for good medical insurance”
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“A Method for Enforcing Parental Guidance for TV Programmes?”
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“…Just love the Mouse analogy…”
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Another good reason for being a good sportsman
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Foxhat - the latest fashion item
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Why Men shouldn't babysit
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Ouch?
For all you sportsmen out there
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The Power of Paternal Influence
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Aquarium
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Curiosity Kills ...
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Privatised Fire Department
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Yes
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Boys Toys
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Don’t work too hard – a moral ...
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Bad Parenting
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Ad Beetle
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Bentley
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“I feel that I MUST share with you and all Dads probably one of the finest pieces of literary work in modern times: A real memo from HM Ambassador April 1943. Enjoy his mastery of prose.”
Peter Pater (Principal and English Master)

A Memo from HM Ambassador ... April 1943
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Handrolled
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Think Twice
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Why it’s sometimes best to take advice ...
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Power League Hamster
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Blaupunkt Pimp my Rid 422
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Best Goal Ever
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Midnight Dip
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Dirty Harry’s Grandma?
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The Missing Link
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Bounce
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Fancy an Ice Cream?
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News Report from Iraq
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Men CAN multi task
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NEVER trust a woman
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It's a Fair Cop
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Good Sportsmen
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Keep your eyes on the road
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Romantic Bath
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Life's NOT always so bad
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ODE TO A GARDEN SHED
With apologies to Robbie Burns –
who would have enjoyed the sentiment)

Here’s tae ye, wee auld wooden shed,
Mae garden haeme an’ sanctr’ry,
In ye I hide an’ shaeke mae hed,
At women’s ways an’ fancies.

Ah’m safe inside yer rick’ty walls
From skirts – most always sassy,
Men Only ‘llowed – Flat chest, 2 Balls,
Which rules out any lassie…(well almost)

Aye – safe awa from waspish tongues
Where ma candle dimly flickers
Ah’ll dream of beer, n’ cars, n’ guns
And anything in knickers.

So here’s tae ye, mae faithful shed
Foe ev’ry day that passes,
A toast for all the hours spent
In you - and all those lassies.

Dad’s Sense of Humour
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Just Monkeying Around
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I'd prefer a Panda
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Romantic Foreplay
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Manic Mother
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Learning the Piano
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Shopping with Dad
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Tell your Friend?
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Dream Job
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Get yourself a mistress NOW
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Royal Marine Beach Landing
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Decisions
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Show me who's the Boss
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Avoid Police Beating
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Fast Food Delivery
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And just for fun:

Day-O   (151 KB Music Clip)
An Amusing Radio Clip   (1 MB Clip)
Tractor Advert – How NOT to do it ...  (1 MB Clip)

Birth Control Video
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Why Stairlifts need Governors
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Don't forget your coffee!
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State-of-the-Art Watch
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Concentration test for men - she has the most lovely smile ...
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Something for the wife to read
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